Hi everyone! I'm a tiny asian amputee midget who collects turtles and other small reptiles. I like using parmesan cheese as soap, burning hair and watching people having leg cramps. My dislikes include birds and sand pits and I scream if I see the two at the same time. I'm hoping to meet people with similar interests and hopefully sporadic patches of body hair. I am also completely hair free boys, wink wink. i don't even have eyebrows... I'm am a foxy minx who enjoys sex several times an hour and I'm extremely fertile so I can produce offspring in record timing. Can't wait to hear from you (I'm actually deaf so I probably won't be able to hear you literally but will enjoy learning about you as one of my 13 children translates)







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I miss the sex we used to have  

I just realized I have the same name as your cat, just a different spelling!.  Good taste.

How've you been?

  Is Chase really about to be a year old? Has it really been that long since you were on and posting funny threads?   How are you and Chase doing?

Well, as long as you can prove how KINKY you can be, you might havbe a chance. i was really really liking the whole thought it he asian midget AMPUTEE. ah, well, i still love you.

i THOUGHT you were a sexy asian midget AMPUTEE, now i see in your pic the whole amputee was just a fucking lie. you led me on. i have a thing for sexy asian amputee midgets, but minus the amputeee, i dont know..it just doesnt get me hard. Cock teaser.

because its finger lickin!

*RANDOM FART*

its hanging a'right yo. im black.

oh haii.

Im good.

Bub is BIG and a little demon child. I think satan knocked me up once.

andddd

my vag is growing another.
its like a chia pet.

Saw you whining in k&s skank.


 

*casually opens legs*  

Christ on a cracker woman where have you been?!?!

hello?