Voted Most Notorious Member and Best Debater in 2008.

Please note... I have a terrible habit of forgetting to check my announcements. So, if you have something important you need to impart to me, it might just get overlooked if it's sent in an announcement. Sorry. I'm kind of a shitty God. heh.


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For one week only, Bishop "Official God of Baby-Gaga™" Black will be speaking at <INSERT LOCAL MALL HERE> about her best-selling book Poetry for the Literarily Challenged. The book, originally published in 1978 is a compendium of the author's most popular, bizarre or outrageous quotes and writings. Bishop has been touring across <INSERT COUNTRY HERE> for the last three months performing select readings from the book, and answering questions from the media and fans. If you want to get in on this amazing opportunity to hear Bishop Black speak live, in person, then make sure you get to <INSERT LOCAL MALL HERE> early, because the seats are likely to fill fast! As a special incentive, the first 50 people through the door receive an autographed copy of the author's newest book The Big Book of War - a Treatise on Zapp Brannigan. (retails for $39.95)

Not familiar with Bishop Black or her book Poetry for the Literarily Challenged.? Well, below are some excerpts from the most recent edition for your perusal.


This is what a vaporizer is
Pot and Pregnancy throughout history
Cannabis and breastfeeding
Pot does not kill brain cells
Marijuana Myths
Why marijuana is illegal
Marijuana and Cancer
Gateway Drug Poll
A semantic rant about drugs
Marijuana Criminals
Cannabinoids
Victims of the War on Drugs
Why aren't pharmaceuticals illegal?


Were these children really better off being born?
Abortion Poll
Adoption wait times
The alternative to medical abortion
Abortion (a semantic discussion)
Foster care/adoption trends and abortion


The Irony of Sodom
Marijuana and the Bible
Does the Bible really say homosexuality is a sin?
Gnosis vs. Agnosis
Christian God vs. All other Gods vs. No Gods at all
Jesus' birth in Matthew and Luke
Terrorism
Biblical abominations and marriage
The origins of man


Extended Breastfeeding
Misconceptions about Insanity Pleas
Origins of circumcision in the U.S.A.
Calling CPS as a threat or for revenge
The ox and the ox-herd
Certainty
Robert Anton Wilson's Brain Circuitry


Bishop Black is a 31 year old human female, with one husband and two children, a son and a daughter. She has a temporal homesickness for the 1970s. She has Borderline Personality Disorder (or BPD for those who prefer acronyms). Her MBTI is INFP, emphasis on the iNtuitive. Her biggest pet peeve is when people misuse the word irony. She is an insomniac. She is a technodite. Her Political Compass score is Economic Left/Right: -8.00, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -9.38. You can find out more about her on Myspace and on Facebook.

Reader Reviews:

"I think everyone starts out to hate GOD because shes very opinionated and loves to debate but once you realize that you lost your "battle" to her you can't help but start to like her. Shes like a blood sucking leach that doesn't go away."

"I see you in so many posts, you are all knowing!! I wish I could just stick you in my back pocket and get answers when I need them!! haha."

"OT but like many people I had you totally misunderstood and didnt like you when I first joined BG but now, I always look forward to your posts.

I think it would be fun to hang out with you one night and just have some crazy random ass conversations....maybe over a few drinks ;)"

"I agree. I thought she was a know-it-all until I realized that she really does know it all lmao."

"Your like that booger that you can't get off the finger."

"Well maybe you are just not important in anyones [sic] life...get over your self and stop being a cunt as per usual..you alwasy [sic] have rude and shitty comments for everything..Go get blazed and go on with your day!"

"We can always count on your level headed responses. I've only seen you go off on someone ONCE in the time that I've been on this site, and I LOVED it."

"I think she has a way with words like nobody does. C is by far one one of the most articulate people on here."

"tryannical psycho!!!"

"I love God. She it [sic] the murderer of all debates."

"I love when I see you in thread's you are seriously my hero. You always make me stop and think."

"you are like the only one that makes sense I suppose that's why you are god"

"If anyone should be paid to be on BG, it should definitely be you God  "

"Well, wait. God is pretty amazing. Well, she says things sometimes that are amazing, which is well.. amazing."

"i just saw it and was like, man, c always just says stuff that i think-- and then i lean back and feel quite happy that you're around to keep on schoolin' folks.

it's why i rarely have any comments. b/c you already got it.

you're like my canadian doppelgaenger (well, minus the boob-size different)."

"God cracks me up.. She says some of the best shit I have ever heard. She is an Idividual [sic] that can make someone feel stupid or look stupid without really saying much at all."

"God is the smartest bitch on Gaga... "

"I love and hate in equal meassure [sic] how by your great reasoning and articulate way of putting things you can make the bible seem like it could be real lmao...."

"maybe you should take over an island and be the president God...i would pack up my stuff and move in a heart beat... "

"come to think of it! I believe it was God that e slapped the ways of BG into me…

I like to think of it as a proper initiation… there’s nothing like being welcomed by God…   "

"You would be the most interesting in the world to have a high conversation with."

Thanks. <3