A native Texan, I've lived all over the U.S. My husband and I have been married since 2007 and we cut each other NO slack! I'm short as well as wide, and I often speak less clearly than others would like (hey, I'm from the south!) and so occasionally, I am mistaken for a member of a fantastical species. And someone decreed the troll should have a baby.. (: I love humor, I do my best to accept people as they are and let them be, and I have an addiction to bread in any form. I have a degree in Psychology, Surgical Technology, and Natural Science. I wear many hats from day to day.