Jasper Francis Coyote Cook
EDD: July 15, 2013
Planning an unassisted home birth with a doula for emotional support.
A promise to my child as long as I live: I am your parent 1st; your friend 2nd; I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I love you! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares, and worries about you more than I do! If you don't hate me once in your life, I am not doing my job properly.