Hey there! Names Kristi. I'm a born and raised South Carolina native. I'm the super proud Mama to an AWESOME little dude named Gabriel who is 5 years old and attends Kindergarten. I'm recently married ( 09 ♥ 13 ♥ 12 ) to the love of my life, Mark, an adorkable security guard/army reservist nerd boy with a crazy streak.


Mark is Gabriel's step father but there isn't a man in the world who can top him (at least in my eyes) as a daddy. We are so lucky to have found someone who can accept us as a package. So many men say they can but they just don't, you'd never know that that little boy isn't his!


After several really horrible miscarriages which included a traumatizing D&C in my past, fear that Mark may be sterile, and a lot of long late night cry fests together we've gotten pregnant!






It's a GIRL! Arielle Nichole Bay! Due January 8, 2013! ok...apparently the 15th not the 8th






I was a NERD.DORK.GAMERGRRL.FREAK before that shit was cool. WeLcOmE to Wonderland, have a spot of tea? I'm Mad. And I always have been. Loud & Obnoxious -- I talk TOO much, much to fast, & never stay on subject. On my mind = out my mouth. Call me Captain Obvious - I make observations out of nowhere, and sometimes they don't mesh with the current conversation. Volume control? Nope. I told you ... I'm loud. Oh, oh...and when I laugh REAL hard...I snort a little sometime. Sometimes random things make me laugh until I'm rolling on the floor, tears down my face, unable to breathe - and everyone stops and looks at me like I'm the mudda fudging swamp thing ... just makes it funnier.

Middle name is Sarcasm. First might as well be Bitch. I'm full of venom, bitterness & resentment ... but I'll love you like your from my own heart...until you fuck me over. Than Goddess help you, your names on a black candle and I'll pull that Voodoo HooDoo shit on you quicker than you can go " Well damn....how did I get a boil on my crotch!?"

I'm not going to judge you so please don't judge me. I have a heart, a big squishy "I want to save the world" kind of heart, I'll talk to you while you cry - I'll give you the best advice I can ... but don't come at me with some crazy bullshit. I don't have time for it. I was a teenage mom, a single parent, I've been through the pain and self-ridicule of TTC and failing miserably. I've been married, divorced, and remarried. I've been homeless, a career drunk ( almost 6 years sober with only one very nasty relapse to date.) I grew up dirt poor white trash, verbally, physically, sexually abused. I dragged myself out of the gutter, got an education, got a job (or 2 or 3), and figured out who I am all on my own. I've lived a very full, very intense life in a short amount of time. I have had ENOUGH of my own drama not to want yours to .... but if you're honestly wanting/needing to talk, need a shoulder to lean on, an ear to fill, and a hand to hold - I'm here for you.

Take me, leave me, either way I’m still me. A handful of friendly faces to brighten my day would be a welcome … so come and join the party, but remember to play nice or Gabriel will put you in time out...... that or I'll feed you to the cats.


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