If you're a drug user, including POT.. don't contact me. I didn't mind associating with those types when I was in High School but now I'm an adult AND also a military spouse!! I'm not going to hurt my husbands career because someone can't grow up and realize it's not good for them. Not everything in nature is healthy for you.
I think the world would be a lot better if that rapture thing would just happen... They keep waving it in our faces like a Twinkie to a fatty - Adam Kennedy
"now what kind of tree can you be Jenna down there on the floor?"
"I'm a fucking shrub alright!"
me: it's cold
Maria: Yeah my ass hair is standing up
(maria lays 6 laffy taffy's, gobstoppers,and mystery item on gas station counter)
worker: that's 15.98
Maria (thinking): How much do those damn laffy taffy's cost?
(just so you know it actually came out to 4 dollars.. the worker was wrong)
Kaela: buy me that
Laendsay: LOL ok. When a money tree sprouts from a penny.
i'm going to mail myself to you in a box with holes in it - Maria
Voodoo dolls are flamable, right? - Lindsay
"Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest so long as I live on! I killed you. Haunt me, then! Haunt your murderer! I know that ghosts have wandered on the Earth. Be with me always. Take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this dark alone where I cannot find you. I cannot live without my life! I cannot die without my soul."- Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte. READ IT!
"Gay-straight alliance is like singles night for fag hags" - Roxie Patton
Lindsay: i told my friend steph
Lindsay: stop snoring or wake up strangled by a sock
"Alright it looks like I'm giving the windshield a blow job could you chill" Roxie Patton
"Burrito's!!" Roxie Patton, Adam Kennedy, and I
"Where's that noise coming from?" - Roxie
"Your CAR!" - Me
"Your FACE!" - Roxie
"Emos are like Wrrewolves" - Lindsay
"Currently suffering from to-stupid-to-wait-for-rice-to-cool-down. So now i'm running my tounge under cold water. Yep. I think i'm now legally a retard. Brb" - Lindsay
"If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day." - wuthering heights
I want to crawl to her feet, whimper to be forgiven, for loving her, for needing her more than my own life, for belonging to her more than my own soul - wuthering heights