Jealous? You should be. =P
I'm GIGANTIC. Like, really. I'm nearly a foot taller than the average American female. I'm tall. I'm also entirely obnoxious. I'm loud, and I tell bad jokes. I update my status way too often about things no one really cares about. My music is almost always too loud, and my kid is about as annoying as I am. But, I'm honest. I'm a real person. I don't care if you're gay or straight, religious or atheist, short or tall, fat or skinny. It doesn't matter to me. All I care is that I'm cared about as much as I care about others. Problem? Fucking deal with it.