I am a most strange and unusual person. Even though everyone in the world says this, I actually can prove it, There is nobody like me. Once I am your friend, it won't end until you end it. Or if you hurt me or someone else I love you are fucked. I can take several hits and still stay standing so if you tangle with me, you won't truly win.

But really, I just want to make sure humankind finds peace before it's too late for them...kind of...well...yeah, it would be...