"The Most Happy"

The most beautiful wreck you'll ever see. A Beauty Queen with a clue. Wife, Mother, Survivor of Obstetric Fistula and PTSD, living with PCOS. I love God, my family and friends more than life itself. I moo at every cow I see. Shopping, Tanning, Dooney & Bourke, and Louis Vuiton are my obsessions. I hate mornings, and love nights. Sleeping in my Stearns and Foster makes me happy. Fashion is essential. Carbonated beverages are disgusting. My IPod tells my life story through song. English Monarchy, pageants, photography, and the paranormal are a few of my passions. I am extremely liberal and open-minded. Bed bugs are my biggest fear. If you haven't figured it out by now, I am extremely eclectic and slightly eccentric, but so much fun! Wanna know more? Ask me. Don't worry, I'll tell you. The question is, can you handle it?