I DONT HAVE FAVORITES OR A TOP 10 BECAUSE I HAVE WAY MORE THEN 10 FAVORITE MOMMYS  



Hi, My name is Shay ZuLa.. I'm an Alcohlic.
I'm an Irish/Italian, skeptic, laid back, morbid, kid at heart.
My Bones always ache, I'm always Itchy, I constantly have nightmares and I'm forever lethargic
I come off as a shy person, unless you know me very well or I am drunk!
I have a BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS and AMAZING son named Kurt Thomas G. Born May 24th, 2007.
YES i did name him after Kurt Cobain.
I had a C-section, it was cool.
I am engaged and have been with Jeff (aka) Hotdog for 2,686 days and counting. Waiting for that wedding *ahem*
My family is dysfunctional but truly amazing and loving and I am so lucky to have been born into it.
My best friend for well over 4,975 days is Ranya and she is the Yoda to my Luke, 2 pea's in a pod we are!
We are Party Monsters! Ahha.. I am Michael Alig and Ranya is James St. James from the movie.
I'm now 27 and scared cause I always thought I would die at the age of 27. wish me luck!
I worship Kurt Cobain, if there is a "God", that is him.
And YES, Kurt was murdered! Here is the ..PROOF..
I have 6 piercings and 8 tattoos and definitely not done yet.
YES! These ARE my REAL eyes!!
Jason Castro is my American Idol *rawr*.
My favorite kind of movie is a horror movie of any kind, cheesy or badass.
I LOVE ZOMBIES!
I'm a daydreamer and ummm... night dreamer? pretend!
I am a stay at home mom looking for work.
I would like to get into Crime Scene Cleanup, if anyone knows the hookup?
My dream job is a Coroner or a Gore Make-up Artist.
I WILL WORK FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE =] nothing sexy! haha.
I am alittle morbid and have a fascination with death.
But I am afraid of dying!
I LOVE ANIMALS! and miss all of mine.
I have a Fish named, Otis.
I love to read books on Serial Killers and find them fascinating.
My Favorite Band ever is Nirvana.
Mindless Self Indulgence also rocks my socks!
So does Jimmy Urine!
I don't believe in "labels".
The song All Apologies is GOODLUCK =]
Johnny Depp is the best actor ever!!
Tim Burton is magic!
I'm obsessed with The Nightmare Before Christmas.
I am a sucker for Reality T.V. Especially VH1.
I hope Bret Michaels never finds love!
I watch Saved by the Bell like it's 1989.
I like to watch Yo Gabba Gabba with my son.
I like to beat Jeff's ass in wii bowling!
I own a PS3 (add me ZombieZuLa) and Wii!
My Memory Suck at Life!!
I wanted to marry Disney's Robin Hood (the fox) when I was little.
I LOVE Sunglasses!
I like to text but don't like to talk on the phone, unless your name is Ranya.
Ranya & I had our "own show" called the Sideways Show. It's on hiatus...
People with no manners make me sick.
I am an asshole when it comes to emotions.
I cuss like a sailor.
I was accepted by Suicide Girls but I am to self conscience to do it.
I collect skulls. Love'm!
I LOVE a clean house!
I've never broken any bones! Even after being hit by a fucking car while I was on a bike... that bitch!
I am NOT a morning person.
I enjoy the taste of blood.
I LOVE TUNA AHI & Sashimi & Sushi & Shrimp!
I LOVE RARE Hamburgers and Steaks!
I dont really like sweets.
I am addicted to Coca-cola.
I am Anti-Religion and Anti-Politics.
I'm not racist.. I HATE everyone equally.
I'M 100% FOR TORTURING AND KILLING THE SICK FUCKS THAT ABUSE ANIMALS AND CHILDREN! WHEN WILL IT FUCKING STOP? WHEN WE KILL'EM ALL!
I HATE Angelina Jolie.
I also hate the garbage man that comes at the crack of dawn and wakes me and my son up every morning.
Will Ferrell is way, way, waaay overrated!
I love to drink and have a good time.
I have a very "high tolerance".
Margarita's are delicious!
I enjoy Camel Lights.
I'm a very good cook =]
I LOVE Makeup, especially gore-makeup!
I LOVE COLD WEATHER!
I shaved my eyebrows off.
I have a problem.. I take way to many pictures.
I like to play with Photoshop!
I've over come the "disease" of cutting.
I dye my hair....ALOT!
I Hate Florida.
I loath America and would love to move to Ireland or England!
I have never seen snow and I REALLY WANT TO DAMNIT!
I am Cinder-Fuckin-Rella.. yeah!..
The radio station *Lithium* is the soundtrack to my life! loooove it!
I have road rage... BAD!
I despise people that drive slow in the fast lane!
I LOVE MASSAGES!
I like knives and like to scratch my body with them.
NO I DON'T FUCKING SPEAK SPANISH!
I miss my childhood!
Roaches make me cry and give me panic attacks!
I have very bad posture.
I've been diagnosed with Asthma, Allergies, Depression, Anxiety Problems, and Scoliosis.
I probably will also be diagnosed with arthritis one day as well, being i crack every bone in my body.
I always need a tissue. haa!
I was almost hit by lightning once.
I've been hit by a car. bitch!
I believe in ghosts.
I wish i could go to a haunted house every weekend!
I love roller coasters and rides!
Cartoons rock.
The Joker (Heath Ledger) made The Dark Knight!
Halloween is my Christmas..
I love Christmas too...
I LOVE going to good Concerts!!
And I hate movie theaters!
Every pair of jeans I own have holes in them.
I ♥ lingerie!
Glade Candles Rule!
I am kind of a neat freak.
Dry Skin makes me cringe!
Football is overrated!
I like to customize things!
To many muscles on men are gross!
Chicks need alil' meat on there bones.
If your dishes are dirty, put them in the dishwasher!
I get nauseous from the smell of newspaper.
Natural Disasters are so interesting yet scare the shit out of me.
I have an obsessive personality.
I can't swim worth a shit.
I've been through all kinds of drama and shit.
Whatever didn't kill me, definitely made me stronger.
I would call myself one of a kind and people either love me or hate me and I don't give a fuck either way.

Where are you shay?!!! I miss you!!