Hi everyone! I'm a tiny asian amputee midget who collects turtles and other small reptiles. I like using parmesan cheese as soap, burning hair and watching people having leg cramps. My dislikes include birds and sand pits and I scream if I see the two at the same time. I'm hoping to meet people with similar interests and hopefully sporadic patches of body hair. I am also completely hair free boys, wink wink. i don't even have eyebrows... I'm am a foxy minx who enjoys sex several times an hour and I'm extreemely fertile so I can produce offspring in record timing. Can't wait to hear from you (I'm actually deaf so I probably won't be able to hear you literally but will enjoy learning about you as one of my 13 children translates)

Good luckkkkkkk <3