I'm a punk rock expectant mother! I'm friendly, but I do not trust easily, I have no tolerance for incompetence, elitist pricks, liars, pseudo-anythings, or anyone who will try to change me. If you possess any of those qualities, do not waste my time. I'm generally a very sweet person, and really down-to-earth, but also selfless, abrasive, shameless, and courageous. If you ask me what I think of you, I will probably piss you off, not because I'm rude, but because I'm honest, take it or leave it. If you thought less than "wow, I bet she's a good conversationalist" when you looked at my photos, leave me alone. I am an Artist, and also an easygoing conversant, and intellectual human being, which explains who/what I am, in the simplest requisites. Your week long "flings" with veganism/vegetarianism, world politics, fashions, and musical interests do not impress me. I will tire you if asked to explain my reasoning for anything I feel strongly about. I love music, I know more about your favorite band than you do, and I've been listening to them longer. I’m a firm believer in not hiding who you are. Sometimes ladies will hide less attractive aspects of their personalities, I’ve been culpable of this as well, letting farts out all quiet, but sometimes it’s best to just pull out all the stops and let your worst shine through, yes, offensive jokes, farting, belching, spitting, pissing in public places. Love my lack of tact and manners, love me for me. I’m honest, and I can take a lot of shit without feeling disconcert. Humanists, rednecks, and self-absorbed populace make me vomit. The relationships I share with my friends, mean more than any emotional transfer you could dare comprehend, test us, you'll see. I am passionate, and hardworking, an over-all decent human being, with a couple of great talents which were munificently given to me.

Hey! How are you and the babe doing?