I am 6 feet tall when barefoot. I run 35 miles a day in preparation for the Boston and New York Marathons, which I've won the last 24 consecutive years. I really enjoy swimming as well, so for kicks last year I did the iron man competition which not only did I win the women's division, but I also won the men's with a record breaking (they used the word 'shattering' but I don't like to brag) time.


I graduated Harvard medical school when I was 14 and I use my pilot's license on the weekends to fly in supplies and provide quality medical care to children in third world countries. I like to divide my time during the weekdays evenly between running my successful cardiology practice and studying for my law degree, which I expect to complete by early 2007. I'd like to become a Supreme Court justice by the time I'm 40, though I hope people take me seriously due to my 32DD bra size and predisposition to wear miniskirts.

This profile is 97% crap.


I read War and Peace and the Grapes of Wrath in one day while piloting a United airlines trans-atlantic flight. I can throw a tennis racket from one hundred yards away with deadly accuracy. I can name all the presidents of the US and their inauguration dates as well as all the teams in the past 40 super bowls. I once refinished an entire vintage bedroom set in an afternoon while breastfeeding twins.


I invented the metric system as well as all Roman numerals. I actually created Microsoft back when Bill Gates and I dated but gave him the credit for it because I hate to see a man cry.


I am credited with the discovery of 4 of the planets and while doing so wrote the scripts for the first 3 Star Wars episodes. I discovered the cure for cancer but have been silenced by the big drug companies. I can wrap both my legs behind my head and was once a competitive gymnast but a groin injury garnered me only a silver medal at the 1984 summer Olympic games.

I invented Canada.


It’s not you – it’s me…


Now for the more boring truth.


I'm Stephanie (if you couldn't guess already from my screen name!) and let's see....I will be 34 years old in June of this year, and I have two wonderful children, a 12 year old boy and a 10 year old girl.


I've been remarried for one year (been together 5yrs) to a great guy, 5 years my junior , he has no children and really wants them! I thought I was done with diapers, and drooling and realize I am going to do it all over again!


We have been off BC since March of 2008, and plan to do our serious trying this summer.I hope I remember how to do everything! I'm more than a little nervous that age is going to play a factor in TTCing, though 34 is the new 24 right? - Hopefully my ovaries get the memo.


Well babydust to all!

http://www.myspace.com/exxiledangel- so add me to your myspace page all ready!  

Wow I am 34 and married to a man 5 years younger as well! Hooray for us "Cougars' as they call us!!! LOL
Your profile cracked me up!!! Just had to drop a line and tell you!!!