I'm feeling impatient updated 30th Jul
♥Whitney♥| age: | 17 |
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| due: | September 6th (a girl) |
| location: | Georgia |
I'm a big hot mess of insecurities wrapped in a blanket of faux-confidence.
I'mWhitney and I'm beyond cliché. I am 16. Just a few short months away from being 17. Which is close to 18. Which is almost 20. Which is half of 40. And that makes me kinda old. So any more aging is just going to bring wrinkles and/or death. Neither of which I am a fan of. I'm single. I'm pregnant with a princess. Due Septebmer 6th. This is my first pregnancy.. I spend my days drinking coffee, cleaning and watching lifetime. I'm a fan of adjectives,ripped jeans, writing, slippers, texting, gossip, self-respect, sobriety and cynicism. I have quite a few psychotic tenancie.. I'm a firm believer in sarcasm and use it more than I do logic. The word "paranoid" doesn't come close to describing me. Anything and everything sends me into an anxiety attack. I think "acting dumb" is the single most annoying thing to ever become a fad. "Dumb" doesn't make you look cute, it makes you look DUMB. Which is a really easy concept for someone who isn't a moron, so I don't expect you to understand. I absolutely despise girls who dress trashy. If you dress like a slut, people are going to think you're a slut, so don't get your panties see-through, leopard print thong in a bunch when people call you one. And yes, I'm aware 3/4ths of my pictures have cleavage in them, but these massive accumulations have minds of their own and no matter how much I try to cover them up, you can't tame the beasts. I'm actually really awkward and uninteresting. But I do have the amazing ability to turn any situation into something vulgar and obscene, which is why I'm assuming people find me so fascinating, because besides my lewdness, I'm incredibly boring. If you don't have a sense of humor, you will probably find me unbelievably offensive. I would apologize if I wasn't so hilarious, but I am, so I won't. Behind all my profanities and obscenities is the biggest push over you'll ever meet. I'm a huge fan of peace and random acts of kindness. I like moderate PDA's and cuddling. I love to love and I'd love to love you. I want to befriend anyone who can form a decent sentence, would chose a turtleneck over a halter-top, has an adequate vocabulary, believes sarcasm could form it's own religion, doesn't get drunk at 9 AM on a Wednesday and prefers to end the majority of their sentences with a punch line. Overall I'm a pretty nice person. People I know call me a "sweetheart". And I guess I am as long as you don't piss me off. I'm up. I'm down. I'm happy. I'm sad. I'm young. I'm old. I'm pink. I'm blue. I'm justa girl trying to find my way in this world.
Born: Septemeber, 9th, 2009
Time: 2:24pm
Weight: 6lbs && 9oz.
Name: Renesmee Bella Young
She's her mommy's world.
I'mWhitney and I'm beyond cliché. I am 16. Just a few short months away from being 17. Which is close to 18. Which is almost 20. Which is half of 40. And that makes me kinda old. So any more aging is just going to bring wrinkles and/or death. Neither of which I am a fan of. I'm single. I'm pregnant with a princess. Due Septebmer 6th. This is my first pregnancy.. I spend my days drinking coffee, cleaning and watching lifetime. I'm a fan of adjectives,ripped jeans, writing, slippers, texting, gossip, self-respect, sobriety and cynicism. I have quite a few psychotic tenancie.. I'm a firm believer in sarcasm and use it more than I do logic. The word "paranoid" doesn't come close to describing me. Anything and everything sends me into an anxiety attack. I think "acting dumb" is the single most annoying thing to ever become a fad. "Dumb" doesn't make you look cute, it makes you look DUMB. Which is a really easy concept for someone who isn't a moron, so I don't expect you to understand. I absolutely despise girls who dress trashy. If you dress like a slut, people are going to think you're a slut, so don't get your panties see-through, leopard print thong in a bunch when people call you one. And yes, I'm aware 3/4ths of my pictures have cleavage in them, but these massive accumulations have minds of their own and no matter how much I try to cover them up, you can't tame the beasts. I'm actually really awkward and uninteresting. But I do have the amazing ability to turn any situation into something vulgar and obscene, which is why I'm assuming people find me so fascinating, because besides my lewdness, I'm incredibly boring. If you don't have a sense of humor, you will probably find me unbelievably offensive. I would apologize if I wasn't so hilarious, but I am, so I won't. Behind all my profanities and obscenities is the biggest push over you'll ever meet. I'm a huge fan of peace and random acts of kindness. I like moderate PDA's and cuddling. I love to love and I'd love to love you. I want to befriend anyone who can form a decent sentence, would chose a turtleneck over a halter-top, has an adequate vocabulary, believes sarcasm could form it's own religion, doesn't get drunk at 9 AM on a Wednesday and prefers to end the majority of their sentences with a punch line. Overall I'm a pretty nice person. People I know call me a "sweetheart". And I guess I am as long as you don't piss me off. I'm up. I'm down. I'm happy. I'm sad. I'm young. I'm old. I'm pink. I'm blue. I'm justa girl trying to find my way in this world.
Born: Septemeber, 9th, 2009
Time: 2:24pm
Weight: 6lbs && 9oz.
Name: Renesmee Bella Young
She's her mommy's world.
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