Attention Gentlewhores My Name Is [Jor-dan] I am one Motherfucking cool cat.  








I am a cursing, colorful, Lewd, Sexually oriented, pierced, passive aggressive, havoc causing machine

My mother refers to me as an eccentric over the top loud mouth.
My Father still believes I am going through a Phase.

Body Mods I Currently Obtain: Monroe, septum, & Ears stretched to 5/8th
Meaning- I can stick my fingers thru my ears

I Listen to : Industrial, Alternative, Classical, 80's Pop, 90's Punk, Goth Rock, Disco, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Doo- Wop & Classical.
But My favorites will always be The Cure and Otep.
I am an established burlesque dancer with
Kansas City's Edgiest Burlesque Troupe, Two Gun Tease
Google it.
I alternative model.
I have walked with designers such as Pophearts, Monkey Wrench, Cali Roberta, & Psycho Sideshow

I am conceited so telling me so will not offend me.
I am a bitch.
I am a cocky, and generally enjoy saying the wrong thing and pissing others off
I cannot stand catty bitches because I am a catty bitch.
I have a 11 month old daughter that is named Addison Layne (like Lane) Williams.
I have been with my sweetie for 2 years.
I am Pro-choice and Non religious, I could care less of color or background.
I am a hippie at heart, who loves equality, pot and being naked.
I will stand up for my beliefs
I Have a stupid sense of Humor

Just Like many, I enjoy Parent tanks, It shows me you find me interesting, But dont PT me and expect me to just PT you back,

I PT only the people I truly find interesting and or who have multiple conversations with.

I enjoy being pale and my Idols include Dita Von Teese, Veronica Lake, Amanda Palmer
I have a runt kitten with half a tail and a blind eye named Tivo.

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Q&A's If your going to insult me.
1. " why do you have "goth" In you're name, if you're not even a real goth.

First off, The reason I even have "goth" in my name is to appreciate ART,
I am an art fanatic and one of my favorite pieces of art is "american gothic"
Also a album from the smashing pumpkins and a wonderful television series.

2." All You're Photos Are Soooo Photo shopped, you dont look like this in person, blahblahblah".

I hear this all the time, Lets get things straight before you try to whip this one on me.
I think the photography I take of myself is used for amusement and expression,
If I was photo shopping a normal head shot of me sitting with my mom at a bar and grill..THAN I may have something to hide, but, I am very confident and JUST because I photo shop does not make me in confident. To sum it up, You want pictures? ask...I also have a few in my album

3." You Look the way you do for attention"
No, I am my own person who enjoys the odd things in life someone needs to like.
life is a waste to be stereotypical.

4. "Go Tan, You are too Pale"
I have no pigment in my skin due to a birth defect fuckhead, I was born via c section at 6 months old.. I do not tan, burn nor do I have a birthmark or freckles. I like being pale as well.

5. "Saying Fuck makes you white trash"
Fuck you and go fuck your mother, fuck is my favorite fucking word.

6. "You probably worship Satan"
  Why Would I worship Satan?

7. "You are such a goth poser, I bet the only place you shop is HotTopic"
Actually, I despise that store. And once again I do not consider myself nor even look "goth"
Because I have black hair and pale skin does not condemn me to a stereotype, You are seriously a fucking retard if you think this.
Shannen Doherty is not goth.



Piercings, thrift stores, poetry, sex, showering, money, compliments, getting the last word, Kittens, Babies, Literature, debating, The 20's 40's 50's, Concerts, makeup, Burlesque, Vintage shit, and Pin Up.

People who lie over the internet, Obnoxious spelling of names, Pregnancy tests, Bad music, Stupid band names, Stains, Green, Slowness, Crying, cat scratches, The government, Jealousy, Hangovers, Bullshitters, Blemishes, Infections, Low quality movies and confrontation.

My Beloved, My Love, My Inspiration April 22 1923- December 11 2008



But, Have chosen NOT To distribute pictures of her on the internet.
My Daughter Addison came out of my Wally Wagon August 20th 2008 at 3:58 pm
She is my chunk monkey, naked baby, and my baldie waldie

Addison Does not sleep with me unless we are napping, She wears disposable diapers
She is formula fed and vaccinated, I was induced and support medicated births







If you visit my page, Do something, Say something, Parent tank me, Lets be friends Not e-stalkers =D


Thanks for all the lovely photo comments and such you leave on my page, and If I don't get back to you right away,
know right now that I appreciate the sweetness.
 

you have such great pictures!