** My Grunt
** The familia
** Chocolate milk
** Politics
** Cheesy old romance novels and movies
** History
** Fried bologna sandwiches
** Clark Gable
** Stand-up comedy
** Cats
** Ghosts
** Tattoos
** Rainy days
** Cheap beer
** Big, tacky jewelry
** Makeup
** Spiders
** Prejudice and any kind of intolerance
** Math and spelling
** Organized religion
** Lies
** Deadbeat dad's
** People who get too big for their britches.
