I'm Vanessa.
-Mom to Samuel Wade , AKA Boober, Booger, Chango, Miglito, Samwise, Samson, Samurai Sam, Ninja, etc...
-Significant other to one: Jesse.
-I'm 20 years old/young.
-SAHM for the time being.
-Human extraordinaire and awkward incarnate.
-I breastfeed, co-sleep, circumcise and practice AP.
-If I've likely offended you in a thread, it's probably because you don't have a sense of humor. I advise you get one, and we'll be just fine. Stereotypes, immorality, various other shit that gets under people's skin... It's just fodder for jokes. Lighten up. Laughter makes the world go 'round.
-I'm guilty of correcting grammar and spelling in threads, not to be a dickbag, but because it genuinely bugs me if I don't. I do it IRL too, which annoys the shit out of people. My suggestion: work on your language skillz.
-As far as politics go, I'm a newb. I just believe in everyone treating everyone else with respect and decency. Whatever that makes me, that's what I am.
If you promise not to be a dickbag, I promise I'll be decent and not make fun of you.
Deal?