My name is Monica, I'm 25 and a single mama to my little monsterbutt Landin. I'm indecisive, impulsive, and have a pretty outgoing personality. I love monsters, halloween, and creepy things. I'm sarcastic, witty, creepy, vulgar, and extremely obscene but once you get past that, I'm a super nice person . I'm constantly dying my hair and enjoy "mommy alone time" by drinking cheap wine out of plastic halloween cups while watching movies. I could live the rest of my life in leggings, tank tops, and flats.


Landin Alexander Rubio aka Bean Monster! He's MY WORLD! He was born vaginally July 30th, 2009 at 1:30 pm after 19 1/2 hours of labor at 7lbs 15oz and 20 1/2 inches.







-Before I was a mom, I never tripped over toys or needed to remember a daily feeding schedule. Before I was a mom, I had never been puked on, pooped on, peed on, or chewed on. Before I was a mom, I slept all night, and I never cried during doctor visits. Before I was a mom, I never got ridiculously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up all night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a mom, I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't wanna put him down. I never knew how many kisses I could give in one day. Before I was a mom, I never knew someone so small could affect my life so much. Before I was a mom, I never got up every ten minutes at night to make sure everything was okay. I never knew the bond between mother and child. Before I was a mom, I never knew how much love I could have for someone. <3





My bad ass cat Ichabod Crane, I was there the day he was born an bottle fed him because his mom tried to rip his face off, he's my first "baby", I love him!






"It is women who bear the race in bloody agony. Suffering is a kind of horror. Blood is a kind of horror. Women are born with horror in their very bloodstream. It is a biological thing. It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more."
-Bela Lugosi

Um, I think I saw you today haha.