

My name is Chelsea, I'm 20 years old, and an Army wife living in Heidelberg, Germany. I have an amazing, gorgeous husband (I only say that when I don't want to kill him, hahahah) named Dalton, who's 22. We got married May 23rd, 2008, just after he finished Basic and AIT at The Wood (Fort Leonard Wood to you non-Army mommies).

My husband Dalton and I, both from Michigan, had our first child, a gorgeous baby boy, Conlon Zachary, at 9:44 PM on March 1, 2009. He weighed 7 lbs, 7 oz. and was 20 inches long. <3 He is the most gorgeous baby I've ever seen, and I can't imagine how I ever lived without him.


Us at 19 weeks....we've come a long damn way since then!!!





25 Random Things About Me:
1. I have an addiction to carbonation. Not necessarily pop, but just the carbonation.
2. That said, I've recently rediscovered Squirt and have developed an unhealthy obsession with it.
3.I eat little kid cereal like Lucky Charms and Cap'n Crunch.
4. I have ideas for 2 more tattoos in addition to the two I have, but am afraid of looking like a freak when I'm 80.
5. I am a hypochondriac and I scare myself with WebMD at least once a week.
6. I've read each Harry Potter book an average of about 6 times--the older ones much more than that.
7. Some days, I would rather eat McDonald's french fries than anything else in the world.
8. I'm extremely paranoid about chicken. When I cook with it, I wash my hands constantly, and while I eat it, I inspect each bite for any sign of pink--and ask my husband to check, too.
9. Hot pink is my favorite color, but I almost never wear it.
10. I can put my whole fist in my mouth.
11. I absolutely hate doing eye-makeup, but I do it anyway.
12. I refer to LoCarb Monster as Liquid Crack.
13. I chew the inside of my cheeks when I'm bored or nervous.
14. I think the best place for deep conversations is in a parked car.
15. I absolutely hate coloring and have since Elementary school, mostly because I can't draw to save my life.
16. I can't cut in a straight line, even with a guide.
17. I look at Conlon in his swing and wish there was an adult-sized one I could hang out in.
18. I always misspell "license" without a spell-check.
19. I really hope that when Conlon gets older, he has California surfer hair--shaggy, thick, and straight.
20. I want to go to Cosmetology school so I can do makeovers all day long.
21. I love Sharpies of all sizes and colors.
22. I like folding laundry, but hate actually doing the laundry.
23.Getting ready is my least favorite part of the day and I desperately wish I could fast-forward through it.
24. I can remember minute details about the day I met my husband.
25. My favorite insults involve the word "cunt."


Conlon's Weight Gain:
Birth: 7 lbs. 7 oz.
2 weeks: 7 lbs. 14 oz.
2 months (9 weeks and 1 day) 12 lbs. 8.36 oz.
3 months, 2 days: 14 lbs, 12 oz.
Length:
Birth: 20 1/2 inches
2 weeks: 21 1/8 inches
4 weeks: 22 1/2 inches
2 months (9 weeks and 1 day): 23.03 inches.
3 months, 2 days: 23 3/4 inches


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TWW: The Whale Watchers

The Jiggler...
http://forum.baby-gaga.com/about609316.html just some of her transgressions.






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