Hello. My name is Samiee. Short for Samantha. Short being the right word considering my child will be taller than me by the age of 12. I am 22 and a complete nut. I am a self-centered asshole with no real regard for other people and their feelings. But really...I'm a nice person...Really. I often refer to women as bitches. Yes, I do need to cuss as much as I do. I pee in the shower. And I don't wash my hands after I shit.

It's nice to meet you.


Hot off the press! I have been impregnated. There is a bun in my oven. No big deal. NOT! There is a little human being growing inside of my uterus and that shit is crazy, son. I may be nervous, but I am a ball of happiness all in all. Turns out it's a dude bean with a dope breakdancing habit. I haven't figured out his name yet. Even when I do, he will always be bean.

Sam!! How are you doll? I was just thinking about you and the bubs the other day wondering what you guys are up to. I bet he's getting so big! Hope everything is going good for you guys!

xoxoxo